Similarities between (Girls and Windows) and (Boys and Linux)

Similarities between :

Girls and Windows

oBoth have a great UI.

oBoth consume large resources and do less work.

oBoth crash unexpectedly.

oBoth are not easily portable on different architectures (environment).

oBoth can’t work on low resource architectures (environment).

oBoth are costly to maintain.

oBoth give mostly unexpected outputs.

oBoth’s working often contradicts with their documentation.

oBoth are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) (and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks).

oIn spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked.

Boys and Linux

oBoth have an average UI.

oBoth are robust.

oBoth are highly secure.

oBoth can be easily modified to support new concepts/features.

oBoth are efficient.

oBoth are easily portable to any architecture (environment) no matter how low are resources.

oYou can easily guess the output for your input (in Linux just open its code, for boys they are mostly transparent by nature ).

oBoth provide large support for development (work environment).

oBoth are poorly documented.

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Height of Globalization

Question: What is the height of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana.

Question : How ???
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian driver,who was on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines, dies!

And all this stuff is read by an citizen from another country!

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